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brillo-22:

I don’t know… one sorta reminded me of the other. 

collegehumor:

Mitt and Ann Get Frisky
Who would have thought they’d be so progressive with gender dynamics.

collegehumor:

Mitt and Ann Get Frisky

Who would have thought they’d be so progressive with gender dynamics.

collegehumor:

Brilliant Business Prospect
Only $2?? What a steal!

collegehumor:

Brilliant Business Prospect

Only $2?? What a steal!

collegehumor:

Keep Calm and Ginger On
Ron Weasley is the official Ginger spokesperson.

collegehumor:

Keep Calm and Ginger On

Ron Weasley is the official Ginger spokesperson.

I Miss Her

She’s got all my dreams
I’ve got these broken things
And they always disagree
But if there’s one real thing
You would choose to believe
Just don’t lose your faith in me

-Mayday Parade

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

"Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter - to-morrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther … And one fine morning —

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

― F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby

I am more of a Ted, which sucks.

True Friends are hard to come by

"Guys like us, that work on ranches, are the loneliest guys in the world. They got no family. They don’t belong no place… . With us it ain’t like that. We got a future. We got somebody to talk to that gives a damn about us. We don’t have to sit in no bar room blowin’ in our jack jus’ because we got no place else to go. If them other guys gets in jail they can rot for all anybody gives a damn. But not us."
- John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men, Ch. 1